If you're too busy concentrating on digesting massive portions of bubble and squeak to think about the horrendous weather, then you might want to look away now.
While everyone is making excuses why they can't walk the dog or take the bins out in fear of stepping into the storms, Rita Ora is applying some lotion and sunning herself.
And part of being on holiday is you have permission to be smug about the fact your skies are blue when everyone at home look near apocalypse.
The sexy singer uploaded her vacation snaps to Twitter to remind everyone what being rich, famous and tanned could be like.
We're not too sure about the dodgy baseball cap she's wearing, but it's definitely not worse than Nicki Minaj's outfit last night - who looked more like a contestant from telly show Gladiators than a glamorous popstar.
Rita can be forgiven for taking a break from the UK after recently splitting up with boyfriend Rob Kardashian.
It wasn't exactly the nicest break up either, with Rob accusing Rita of cheating on her with 20 other men in a bizarre Twitter meltdown.
She said: "I'm not going out with Rob. We were close for a while, but it didn't work because I was never there.
"I was like a ghost. I used to get so frustrated with myself and then wonder why I was angry, so I decided it was best to keep it friendly - especially at the moment, when there's so much going on."
Keep it friendly? Hmm.
And when asked whether she's ever even been in love, Rita admitted: "In 22 years, there's been nothing. I have had young fascinations but never love.
"I think it's my only weakness. I'm scared of letting my guard down, and if I feel in love with someone now, he'd have to try ten times harder to break it down."
Well, if the guard wasn't up before, Rita will have a moat filled with crocodile sharks around her heart now.
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