Review: Strictly Come Dancing - growing old gracefully - Telegraph.co.uk

Yet even after fans sat through all that, they still won't see anyone get sent home until next week. (Strictly, its format endlessly interfered with by BBC bosses, progresses so slowly these days that it makes test cricketers look like neutrinos.)

Last night's most exciting moment came when professional dancer James Jordan answered back to "nasty" judge Craig Revel Horwood. (Doesn't Craig look young, by the way? Must be that razor-short haircut.) Some of the celebrities were "disheartened", said Jordan, by Revel Horwood's unpleasant comments. Not Currie, though, I'll hazard: if eggs are still off the menu, she'll eat Revel Horwood for breakfast.