That deep pounding sound you hear is the collective heartbeat of the nation's men speeding up… and some of its women too probably.
Because Kelly Brook – she of the wondrously curvy body and beauteous face – is about to make her debut in burlesque show, Crazy Horse, in which she's going to take all of her clothes off.
And it sounds like she's completely at ease with it too.
"I had my first costume fitting yesterday and they asked me.. How much do you want to reveal?" she tells Alan Carr on his Chatty Show.
"They asked, 'how do you feel about going fully naked?' They said 'you'll show your fu fu' and that's the French word for p***y.
"But they have a special way to disguise it. You will see a lot of bum, a lot of nips and plenty of tuppence. But it's cleverly lit."
Kelly got the job because her boobs measured up and before you all say, 'phwoar, yeah, they certainly do!', we mean literally. ( See what other show Kelly is flashing her assets on here ) .
"They have strict height restrictions. You have to be 5ft 6inches. And the same nipple to nipple width. They measure you. A lot of girls get turned out cos they don't match up. All the girls have to look identical to create the illusion," she tells Alan.
But anyone hoping to go along and get an eye full of Kelly's lady parts will be disappointed because she says it's not just about getting naked.
"It's a strip show and about strip tease but it's the way you reveal, the way you remove the clothes. It's a proper dance. The girls are true artists and classically trained.
"The girls are naked and do remove every piece of their clothes but when you see the girls you wonder, 'have I seen something? I'm not quite sure'."
Something tells us that's not going to put anyone off…
Alan Carr is on Channel 4 on Friday October 26 at 10pm.
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