For his last Sheen's Korner webcast at ustream.com on Tuesday night, Charlie Sheen cleaned up his appearance. But not his foul mouth.
Unlike on Monday's webcast, Sheen sported groomed hair, TV makeup and thick-rimmed glasses. He sat calmly, chain-smoking, and accessed the better portions of his intelligent vocabulary. But his incoherent stabs at high-brow poetry were as anger-filled and rambling as ever, and he still swore like a trooper.
He appeared to be reading prepared text from a teleprompter, with two live cameras on him — suggesting professional editing, too.
"Unconscionable," he began, in apparent reference to Warner Bros. Television's decision Monday to fire him from his hit sitcom, Two and a Half Men. "To quote my lawyer, 'Really sh---y sh---y, suck suck.' The decision to choose the enemy is generally thought of as, 'A chaotic and random event, fueled by the circumstance of injustice, yet paralleled by the finite rage of purpose.'"
Sheen continued quoting from "Edgar Allan Me, 2077," then said, "Now that I have your lazy f---ing attention, world, sit back and rejoice, for the Malibu Messiah — the Condor of Calabasas, the f---ing warlock of your jealous face — sits before you, undigested humus trading real estate with his fire dance."
To what we he referring? Exactly. Once again, most of it made sense only in his mind.
He couldn't resist slagging CBS president Les Moonves, Warner Bros. CEO Peter Roth and, of course, his arch-nemesis Chuck Lorre, creator of Two and a Half Men.
"Hiya, Chuck E. Cheese Ball — where ya hiding, silly clown? Behind your narcissism? Your greed? Your hatred of yourself? Or women?..."
And on and on he went, signing off with, "To avoid any speculation, I will now allow my precious tiger blood to be extracted." And with that, he paused, and stared at the camera. "There you go. Those who deserve it, now possess it. Use it wisely. I trust that you will.
"As I stated earlier, a high treason has occurred. The scales of justice are in a state of radical disarray. Together we must right this infantile wrong. One final note: Sheen's Korner is now for sale as a sports bar. You know where to find me, so I bid you adieu. Stay tuned, good soldiers. I'll see you all very soon, on the battlefield."
Lucky us.
Your Comments
What a Dumb F..... ... having a Job that all of us would die for , a job that gives money just for being a celebrity, because as an actor he is something to be desired , and that is true because even in the popular 2 1/2 man to me he is only a third wheel , the ones I find funny is his brother in the show !!! and the other cast the one's that make it ... So much money for so little work , Oh my God should he be so lucky !!! I repeat my self , Dumb F.... get over your self and move on , your luck wont continue for ever .
Sergei Pavesic, March 9th 2011, 1:53pm