The world's coolest nationalities: Where do you rank? - CNN

Is it possible to call an entire nation cool? Is it fair to say one nation is more cool than another?

Given that most countries have their own share of murderers, tyrants and reality TV stars, the answer is unequivocally -- yes.

To help sort the cool from the less fortunate, we've compiled this list of the hippest peoples on the planet. No easy task when faced with almost 250 possible candidates.

The main problem is, of course, every nationality in the world believes it is the coolest -- with the exception of Canadians, who are far too self-deprecating for that sort of thing.

Ask a man from Kyrgyzstan which people cut the biggest dash and he will say, "the Kyrgyz." Who knows (seriously, who would know?) he might be right.

Ask a Norwegian and he will carefully finish chewing his mouthful of Thai green curry, take a swig of Thai Singha beer, gaze wistfully across the Thai resort of Phuket at the sunshine that eludes his country for 10 months of the year, then mumble softly, with a semi-suicidal lack of conviction: "Norwegians."

Equally perplexing is how to define cool. Are Italians cool because some wear tightly fitting designer suits? Are the Russians uncool because some favor outmoded sportswear and pro-wrestling hairstyles?

Are the Swiss too neutral to be cool or uncool? 

Before you start punching your computer screen in nationalistic indignation at your own country's omission from our cool list -- or the lazy stereotypes it inevitably falls back on for cheap laughs -- remember, if you care that much about being cool then you, valued reader, simply ain't cool.

12. Turks

Given that their homeland straddles two continents, it should be no surprise that Turkish people have a fairly cool outlook on life, embracing a diverse range of cultures, cuisines and plumbing standards.

Bathroom fittings aside, the Turks display their rich heritage with casual pride -- nowhere more so than in the shabby but breathtakingly beautiful city of Istanbul, home to one of the liveliest nightlife scenes either side of the Bosphorus.

Icon of cool: Mahir Cagri. One of the Internet's first global celebs, Cagri's broken English overtures to women (particularly his catchphrase "I kiss you") is believed to have inspired Borat.

Not so cool: The Turkish passion for mustaches gets up some people's noses.

11. Belgians

Yep, you read that right: Belgians.

OK, so it's small, damp and has a grim rep as a haven for European Union bureaucrats and sex offenders. But a nation that has made art forms of beer, chocolate and, yes, finch warbling can't be all bad.

In the past three years, Belgium has been hit by a political crisis that has left it without a government for months on end. In most countries, that would trigger anarchy, looting and offshore piracy. Belgians, however, have nonchalantly been getting on with it.

Cool icon: Herman Van Rompuy. Gray hair, gray suit, but great name. The former prime minister-turned E.U. president also has a nifty sideline in poetry, hence the nickname, "Haiku Herman."

Not so cool: No matter how you look at it, it's still Belgium.

10. Nepalese

Like all pimps and players, you've never seen a Nepalese in a hurry to get anywhere. Yet from this mellow-gold group have also come the feared Nepalese Ghurkas, among the toughest fighting men in the world, and Sherpas, who you might know as semi-outdoorsy types.

Icon of cool: Tenzing Norgay. Reached summit of Mt. Everest with Sir Edmund Hillary, but casually stepped aside and let his hiking buddy hog all the credit.

Not so cool: Draconian government regs and local ne'er-do-wells turn off a fair amount of travelers.

9. Chinese

Not the most obvious choice, but with a population of more than one billion, statistically China must have its fair share of cool people. Besides, it's prudent to include the Chinese in any list like this because, if we didn't, China's resourceful hackers would simply crack into the site and add themselves anyway.

Not to mention, they've coolly managed to accumulate most of the world's hard currency.

Icon of cool: Brother Sharp -- a homeless man whose rugged good looks unwittingly made him an Internet fashion sensation.

Not so cool: Concept of personal privacy still largely unknown in the Middle Kingdom.

8. Botswanans

With a tax-evading Wesley Snipes and a vacationing Angelina Jolie entourage always a risk in Namibia, it falls to neighboring Botswana to pick up the regional cool crown.

So chilled it's a wonder the Kalahari desert doesn't frost over, the Batswana -- as they prefer to be known -- cut their own groove, particularly when riffing home-grown gumba-gumba jazz or laid-back hip hop.

Even the animals are relaxed in Botswana. Home to Africa's largest elephant population, the country chooses not to fence in its wild beasts like some other safari nations.

Icon of cool: Mpule Kwelagobe. Crowned Miss Universe in 1999, Kwelagobe actually made good on those "I want to make the world a better place" pledges, campaigning relentlessly for HIV/AIDS awareness.

Not so cool: One of the worst HIV/AIDS infection rates in the world.

7. Japanese

We're clearly not talking about identically suited salarymen who obliterate the humiliation of their day jobs with drunken karaoke impersonations of Elvis at his sweaty best.

Japan's torch of cool is defiantly held aloft by its shock-haired adolescents whose capricious embrace and manipulation of the freakiest aspects of modern consumerism, fashion and technology frequently dictate what the rest of the world will be wearing (we mean you, Lady Gaga) and doing with its thumbs.

Icon of cool: Former Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi may have been the coolest-looking world leader ever, but former Prime Minister Yukio Hatoyama is our choice for leading man. Forget teenagers, this man knows style, particularly when it comes to shirts.

Not so cool: Japan's legacy of mass conformity and ageing population. The future is very gray.